The Crazy Things Cats Do... (26 animated gifs) Hillarious

Funny cat gifs for every occasion. These cats feel your pain, man.

For when you wake up in a panic that you're late for work and then realize it's Saturday.

For when you wake up in a panic that you're late for work, and you are.

For when it's Monday.

For when you're all dressed up but your plans got cancelled.

For when you are TRYING TO DO EVERYTHING ALL AT ONCE AND NO ONE WILL LEAVE YOU ALONE.

For when somebody wants to be congratulated just for doing their job.

For when you need someone to actually do their damn job for once.

For when you need to say to someone, "Oh do go on. You INTRIGUE me."

For when you walked in on a conversation that you wish you hadn't.

For when you tell a great joke and no one gets it.

For when you need to play it off like you totally meant to do that...

..."Yep, that was exactly how I planned it."

For when you need to get out of an extremely awkward situation.

For when you learned something that BLEW YOUR MIND.

For when you are sick of everyone coupling up and being all TMI in public.

For when the meeting JUST WON'T END.

For when someone ANGERS YOU.

...And they are about to learn what happens when they get on your bad side.

For when someone is intruding when they are NOT WANTED.

For when you are calm, majestic, and in control.

...And for when you are not those things.

For when things did not go the way you expected.

And for when everything went better than expected.

For when someone is being inappropriate.

For when your friends want to go out on Friday night but you just want to stay in.

And finally, for when you just climbed out of a boot.

Animals with Extraordinary Qualities

The strongest animal in the world is copepods. Being just one millimeter in length of copepods is the strongest and fastest multi-cellular creature. Relative to their size, copepods move with the highest acceleration of the body relative to the length of a second. Scientists are now studying prygatelnye ability of the animal to be used in the technology of robots. Copepod is 10-30 times stronger than any machine or an animal in the world.

They were born with extraordinary qualities, and each of them is exceptional in its own way. Here are the most powerful, poisonous, loud, fast, long and old representatives of the animal world. 14 more after the break...

The most high-profile animal

Blue whales produce the loudest sounds in the world using low-frequency pulses, whose intensity has a noise to 188 decibels. The cries of blue whales can be heard at a distance of 800 km. Blue whales also are the largest animals.

The most Deadly Insect

The female mosquito is the deadliest creature in the world. These mosquitoes that carry malaria, every year killed more than a million people around the world.

The most Poisonous

One kubomeduza with 60 tentacles, though the length of each of them is 4.5 meters, has enough poison to kill 60 adult humans.

The oldest animal

The oldest reptile is a Galapagos giant tortoise, which can live for more than 175 years. However, among the oldest animals have such representatives as the oceanic Venus - Clam, who lived to 405 years.

The fastest aquatic mammal

The fastest water mammal is the Dall's porpoise, which can swim 56 km per hour.

The longest pregnancy in animals

In Asian elephants duration of pregnancy is 19-22 months.

The most intelligent animal

The most intelligent animals, except man, is the chimpanzee, followed by a dolphin.

The longest migration of all Birds

In arctic tern is the longest migration of all birds. They overcome a distance of 22 400 km. Among mammals, the champions of migration are the gray whales and northern elephant seals, who every year are the way to 20 900 km round trip.

The highest flying bird

Mountain geese - the most high flying birds. There is evidence that they can fly at an altitude of 10.175 meters and above.

The slowest animal

Garden snail slowest animal, which is 48 meters per hour.

The highest and longest land animal

The longest and highest terrestrial animal is the giraffe. It can grow to 6 feet in height, which is approximately equivalent to a two-story building.

The fastest Bird

The fastest bird of prey animals is the peregrine falcon. It can reach speeds up to 321 km per hour.

The smallest insect

Wasps crumbs mimaridy - is the most small insects, whose size is about 0.46 mm.

The longest animal

Animals are the longest nemertean worms, species Lineus longissimus. The longest of representative reaches 55 meters in length.

10 Terrifying Killer Fish

Ever since the movie Jaws, sharks have been well-rooted in the public consciousness – with images of mangled swimmers abounding in our thoughts. But sharks aside, there are also several kinds of horrific killer fish that prowl the Earth’s freshwater and estuarine habitats. The accounts that follow will inject your pre-existing shark phobia with a healthy dose of general terror – for it will be seen that more than merely sharks lurk deep within in the oceans and lakes, in which we blindly splash about.

10. Goliath Tiger fish

The Goliath Tigerfish is a creature so horrific that it makes the feared Piranha look like a pet goldfish. Reaching lengths of more than six feet, and weighing up to 70 pounds, these mega-fish stalk the waterways of central Africa in packs – shredding even large prey in a matter of seconds. The mouth of this yellow-eyed monster fish is studded with giant, dagger-like canine teeth – each more than two inches long.

A number of deaths went unexplained in the Congo River, and were attributed to a mysterious spirit foe with dark powers – that is, until extreme angler Jeremy Wade pulled one of these horrific creatures from the depths of the river. 09 more after the break...

09. Piraiba Catfish

You are paddling merrily along on your first Amazonian fishing holiday, when you feel a tug on your line. The tug gets harder, and you excitedly begin to hope for a 2-foot cichlid. But as the line nears breaking point, a 9-foot-long, blue-black form breaks the surface. A combination of fear and pride turns to horror as you spot human feet extending from the creature’s mouth, which then growls loudly, like some kind of aquatic jaguar. You have just caught a Piraiba – South America’s largest catfish, and a potential man-eater. The fine teeth of this aggressive hunter curve backwards across a cavernous mouth, preventing prey – including humans – from escaping its grip.

08. Goonch Fish

The Kali River – which runs between India and Nepal – had been haunted by mysterious disappearances and unexplained drownings. The cause of the deaths was subject to the wildest speculation, until a horrific looking brown creature over 7 feet long, with razor sharp teeth, was captured. The Goonch is a bizarre, 300 pound member of the catfish family, and has acquired a strong taste for human flesh.

Victims are seized and dragged to their deaths by the prehistoric predator, before being consumed. One 17-year-old boy was captured in front of his girlfriend; a body was never found. It is believed that the fish acquired their taste for human flesh due to the funeral practice of burning corpses and tossing them into the river.

07. Great Barracuda

The Great Barracuda is a living torpedo, studded with wicked-looking 3-inch teeth. These fish may reach up to 6 feet in length, and weigh over 100 pounds. Great Barracudas are attracted to shiny metal objects, and will attack vulnerable creatures or sources of agitation.

To avoid barracuda attacks, you need to stay away from areas with low visibility, as well as mangrove and estuarine regions; you should also refrain from spearfishing. A barracuda attack could sever tendons, rip off large amounts of flesh, and kill you in a matter of seconds. Deaths have been confirmed in the Eastern United States.

06. Wels Catfish

European waters may seem relatively safe – but a demonic looking killer fish, of unearthly proportions, may cause you to rethink your planned swims in Berlin Lake, Spain’s Reservoirs, or Russia’s Volga River. The Wels Catfish is a huge, slithering creature reaching over 13 feet in length and weighing over 400 pounds. The fish are aggressive predators, and capture victims with their massive rows of razor-sharp teeth.

The potential size of these creatures is not confirmed, and historical accounts suggest lengths of up to 20 feet and weights of over 3 tons. Recently, a German swimmer was badly bitten, while a catfish found in Russia had an entire human body in its stomach contents.

05. Giant Freshwater Stingray

A venomous monster lurks in the murky waters of Southeast Asia. The famous Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin died after being stabbed in the chest by a small ocean stingray – but that creature could not hold a spine to the Giant Freshwater Stingray. This saucer-shaped monster may be the world’s largest freshwater fish, at over 16 feet in length, and with a weight of up to 2,000 pounds. The 8-inch stinger can be whipped back like that of a scorpion to target an unsuspecting wader, while the sheer mass of the creature also has the potential to muscle a person under water. So if the “riverbed” you are standing on starts to move… keep very still.

04. Muskellunge

The Muskellunge has not yet led to any confirmed fatalities, but there are certainly ominous signs that they would be capable of such. The fish has long been feared, and grows to lengths of over 7 feet. This freshwater version of a Barracuda stalks the lakes of the Northern Hemisphere, and has a mouth full of daggers that can easily shred waterfowl, muskrats and perch. Muskellunge bites leave serious wounds, and an 80 pound fish would be capable of dragging down a victim. One 13-year-old girl was bitten and dragged underwater before escaping, and a capsized fisherman was badly chewed while treading water. The fish lurks in the weedy edges of lakes, lunging forward to capture prey.

03. Electric-Eel

The Electric Eel is an apex predator from the Amazon that hunts and defends itself by releasing enough electricity to stun a horse. The 600 volts released by this giant relative of catfish is capable of killing a human directly through electrocution. In other cases, a lesser shock may still knock the victim unconscious, resulting in drowning. Electric eels may grow to over 8 feet, and weigh up to 50 pounds. Electric eels can only be handled safely with rubber gloves. Crossing a river is highly dangerous, as the water conducts the electricity very effectively, making it comparable to swimming in a bathtub with a plugged in hairdryer. Deaths have been confirmed.

02. Alligator Gar

A prehistoric monster stalks the waters of the southeastern United States. Reaching lengths of over 10 feet, with a weight of over 400 pounds, the Alligator Gar is an ancient fish that looks more like a crocodile with its huge scales and enormous, fang studded mouth. In one case, a man was dangling his feet over a dock when a huge Alligator Gar latched on and attempted to pull him under. He escaped with his life – but others may not have been so lucky. Alligator Gary fatalities have not been confirmed, but the fish could be responsible for several mysterious drownings.

01. Bull Shark

This last fish is, technically, still a shark. However, it is so far from a typical shark that it poses threats beyond the worst nightmares, and deserves the number one spot on this list.

The Bull Shark is a 7-12 foot fish weighing over 600 pounds – but with a difference. It thrives in fresh water, and can travel thousands of miles up rivers and into lakes, even as far inland as Missouri, Illinois or Kentucky! Bull Sharks have caused many deaths in murky freshwater environments, the notorious case being the New Jersey river attacks. Bull Sharks are the most aggressive shark species, possessing the highest testosterone level of any animal. Bull Sharks also have the strongest bite force of any living fish species.